Funny Jokes for Kid

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4. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.

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3. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.

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5. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.

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What did one toilet say to the other? You look a bit flushed.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

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Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her.

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